一句话教你认出世界名画作者

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来源： http://blog.renren.com/share/479984623/16480707010
If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens.
如果画里的每个人都有个大屁股，那奏是鲁本斯。

If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio.
画里是大眼睛又卷毛的娘炮，那就是卡拉瓦乔。

If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso.
如果画里的人都有那么些残疾部位，那就是毕加索。

If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali.
画就跟你昨晚嗑药High了之后看见的东西似的，那是达利。

If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian.
画里背景都黑布隆冬的，脸上表情都跟受尽了折磨似的，必是提香。

If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s Bruegel.
如果画里全都是一坨一坨小人儿，看起来却还挺正常的话，是勃鲁盖尔。

If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it’s Bosch.
如果画里有一坨一坨小人儿，但还有一坨一坨操蛋东西的话，波西。

If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck.
如果每个人都长着副死气沉沉普京脸，那是凡艾克。

If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.
如果画里的每个人物都像昏暗街灯下的流浪汉，那是伦勃朗。

If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.
如果画里动不动就一群圆滚滚丘比特或者山羊，那是布歇。

If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo.
如果画作里有俊男美女并且人压人，那是米开朗基罗。

If you see a ballerina, it’s Degas