一句话教你认出世界名画作者
来源： http://blog.renren.com/share/479984623/16480707010If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens.
如果画里的每个人都有个大屁股，那奏是鲁本斯。
http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn063/20131011/1030/large_CDOs_4c3c000023bf118e.jpghttp://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn060/20131011/1030/large_AO9G_10df00002155125d.jpgIf all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio.
画里是大眼睛又卷毛的娘炮，那就是卡拉瓦乔。http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn060/20131011/1030/large_NjTf_60d200002850125f.jpgIf everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso.
如果画里的人都有那么些残疾部位，那就是毕加索。http://fmn.rrfmn.com/fmn058/20131011/1030/large_FyKj_5254000023d11191.jpghttp://fmn.rrfmn.com/fmn058/20131011/1030/large_OUNZ_10bf00002149125d.jpgIf it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali.
画就跟你昨晚嗑药High了之后看见的东西似的，那是达利。http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn064/20131011/1030/original_WjVi_6f54000023c0118c.jpghttp://fmn.rrfmn.com/fmn058/20131011/1030/original_Ssps_7075000023c0118c.jpgIf the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian.
画里背景都黑布隆冬的，脸上表情都跟受尽了折磨似的，必是提香。http://fmn.xnpic.com/fmn056/20131011/1030/large_yPSe_76a700000b30118f.jpghttp://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn064/20131011/1030/original_I8et_6f34000023dc118c.jpgIf the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s Bruegel.
如果画里全都是一坨一坨小人儿，看起来却还挺正常的话，是勃鲁盖尔。http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn059/20131011/1030/original_W4p9_03d6000023cf1190.jpgIf the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it’s Bosch.
如果画里有一坨一坨小人儿，但还有一坨一坨操蛋东西的话，波西。http://fmn.xnpic.com/fmn056/20131011/1030/large_Wldf_044a000023b31190.jpgIf everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck.
如果每个人都长着副死气沉沉普京脸，那是凡艾克。http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn062/20131011/1030/large_T1T7_6a2f0000275a1260.jpghttp://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn059/20131011/1030/large_JJiV_6a4f000027701260.jpgIf the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.
如果画里的每个人物都像昏暗街灯下的流浪汉，那是伦勃朗。http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn062/20131011/1030/large_uulv_51bf000023c51191.jpgIf the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.
如果画里动不动就一群圆滚滚丘比特或者山羊，那是布歇。http://fmn.xnpic.com/fmn056/20131011/1030/large_WD3S_6fdd000023b8118f.jpghttp://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn062/20131011/1030/original_8usj_70cd000023a8118f.jpgIf everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo.
如果画作里有俊男美女并且人压人，那是米开朗基罗。http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn065/20131011/1030/original_hjZd_6fbd000023ba118f.jpghttp://fmn.rrfmn.com/fmn058/20131011/1030/large_KDKg_04f9000023b61190.jpgIf you see a ballerina, it’s Degas
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